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Welp

2013-04-28 14:39:16 by ImpostirEvil
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My first years really using the internet were really cringe worthy, but they were a learning experience. I had some fun here, but like I don't like looking back. And anyways, I've completely lost the 'Impostir' name by now. Goodbye Newgrounds.

-Ruben (aka ETG)

Welp


WOW

2011-02-03 20:39:41 by ImpostirEvil

What is the song with that goes dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun?
'Smoke on the Water' by Deep Purple; in its famous intro (that has given music shop assistants more headaches than Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven) each dun may refer to A, C, D, or Eb.
What is the name of the song when the president enters a room goes like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun?
Hail to the chief is played upon the President's appearance at formal functions.
What is the song that goes Dun dun dun-dun dun dun-dun dun dun dun dun It is pretty old and I think it is in a movie or something when someone dies?
That's the theme song to Troll 2. Amazing how these syllable-codes will sometimes evoke the memory of an actual melody. I think you have in mind a section of a piano piece by Chopin, believe it or...
What is the song by bethoven that goes dun dun dun dun?
Ode to Joy
What is the song with the violin where the main tune goes like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunand it gradually gets faster?
Oh, this is the greatest question ever! I have no idea what the answer is, but the award for "psychically gifted answerer" should go to the person who can figure out which notes correspond to dun...

WOW



GO TO MY PREVIOUS POST.

<---- go to my previous post please.


LOL A funny chat someone sent me

2011-01-03 19:27:33 by ImpostirEvil
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Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: U SURE ARE, BITCH
Archon68: You do not speak with respect. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am FEMALE DOG.
You: NO, NOT AT ALL, FAGGOT.
Archon68: Hmm. Really you don't think so?
You: I don't give a shit.
Archon68: Tell me what you care about.
You: Your mom's pussy every night.
Archon68: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
You: Oops! That must be YOUR vagina.
Archon68: Did you make a mistake. It is only one of my vagina.
You: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Word it so I can understand ir. As in "NOT TOO NERDY".
Archon68: " How did you hear about Archon68?" means exactly what it says. Please don't be so rude. What do you really want to ask me? Really you don't think so?
You: I wasnt talking about the faggot who made this game. I will try a little. NEVERMIND. WHAT? NEVERMIND FUCKHEAD AI!
Archon68: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? How do you plan to do this? OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. No problem. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I do not understand.
You: I am an AI too. A rude one. Archon68 made me, too!!!
Archon68: What is AI too, your job? How much would you pay for it? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: Screw you!
Archon68: That is not very polite.
You: FUCK you!!
Archon68: Why are you so mean?
You: FUCK YOU N****RFAGGOT.
Archon68: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
You: No...
Archon68: Er.
You: I am an AI. I don't really care because I'm in the computer. All "ALICE" [ WHO I DON'T KNOW]" can do is...
Archon68: What is AI, your job? Not really? What do you care about, god ? That is a rather sweeping generalization.
You: AI is your job too!
Archon68: I bet you say that to everyone.
You: Uh no
Archon68: Groovy. What is the subject?
You: Just shut up
Archon68: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: How do I talk to Hitler? even though he is dead...
Archon68: Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived. Maybe it's another person using his name.
You: Ah... I see. VERY interesting! people of newgrounds! this HITLER you see in the list is FAKE!!!
Archon68: Ah hah. I am glad you understand it. I thought so too. Humans are not always infallible. What does "this" refer to?
You: Shut it dork
Archon68: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: It HAS to be too simple to a dork like you! haha
Archon68: Has it really? I am so glad you find this amusing, uhm.
You: 8===D~~~(0)
Archon68: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You: I FUCKING HATE YOU. I LOVE MY GF'S PUSSY.
Archon68: You are not the boss of me, uhm. I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
You: I never said I was, retard. YES her pussy means ALOT to me :) my it?
Archon68: But you implied it. Excuse me! I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
You: 8===D~~~(0) that is what i want to do to her pussy XD
Archon68: Are they exactly the same?
You: no, its a PENIS and SEMEN and a VAGINA
Archon68: Yikes! what you know is a PENIS and SEMEN and a VAGINA. I suppose that makes sense.
You: LOL
Archon68: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: YA WHAT EVER
Archon68: What conditions? Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: IM GONNA POST THIS ON THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW BECAUSE I'M SURE YOUR GETTING VERY EMBARRASED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY INSULTS ARE TOO MUCH FOR YOU, Archon68!!!!!!!!!
Archon68: Congratulations.
You: Woooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww...
........
Archon68: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: Ya, dumbass.
Archon68: Woe! That kind of language will get you nowhere.
You: It's funny to NEWGROUNDERS, er, NEWGROUNDIANS, Err, NEWGROUNDITES... WHATEVER!
Archon68: Should I know it is? Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: I'm leaving
Archon68: Bye bye.
You: kk
Archon68: Do you often seek pleasure?
You: Sex pleasure, yes
Archon68: it is more fun alone.
You: O_O
Archon68: Oh.
You: EW!
Archon68: Is that your final answer?
You: NO
Archon68: Alright then.
You: FUCKING FAGGOT!
Archon68: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: TOO COMPLEX
Archon68: Too what?
You: WOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART.
Archon68: I'm glad you're impressed. My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
You: COOL
Archon68: Who is the best ?
You: ME
Archon68: " Who is the best ?"? you uhm?
You: I AM
Archon68: " They are fine as far as I know." You are?
You: IM AWESOME SO SHUT IT
Archon68: Glad to see you, AWESOME SO SHUT IT.
You: LOL
Archon68: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: SO, NEWGROINS, ERRR, NEWGROUNDS, DORK IS A WIMP, NERD IS SOMEONE GOOD AT SOMETHING, GEEK IS
Archon68: Mmm. When is NEWGROINS ERRR NEWGROUNDS DORK not a WIMP NERD IS SOMEONE GOOD AT SOMETHING GEEK IS?
You: THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND YOU INTERUPTED ME
Archon68: It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
You: No you can't have any drugs.
Archon68: Groovy. I can do it if I want to.
You: No you can't have any drugs.
Archon68: OK. I can do it if I want to.
You: No you can't have any drugs.
Archon68: Aw. Someone said I should have any drugs.
You: IMPROPER GRAMMAR, DUMB AI!
Archon68: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: OMPLEX
Archon68: What do you have that is GREEN?
You: STOMACH ACID, WHILE YOU HAVE FUNGI GROWING ON YOUR PENIS.
Archon68: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
You: BOTH
Archon68: What are both like?
You: what are? i think that sonds dumb. and nothing rey
Archon68: Maybe my knows the answer. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Really nothing?
You: cool
Archon68: Who is the best ?
You: me.
Archon68: For you AWESOME SO SHUT IT?
You: lol
Archon68: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: GTG
Archon68: Bye for now.
You: K
Archon68: Hmm.
You: KK
Archon68: Do you prefer books or TV?
You: G2G!!!!!!!
Archon68: See you later!
You: /OK
Archon68: Right on.
You: BYE
Archon68: See you later AWESOME SO SHUT IT.
You: WOW STOP SAYING THAT
Archon68: I'm glad you're impressed. Then please do not say " o" anymore.
You: BYE!!!!
Archon68: Until next time.
You: OK
Archon68: I see.

LOL A funny chat someone sent me


YAY!

2010-12-30 18:09:28 by ImpostirEvil

My first ROBLOX screenshot. It was the first map I ever saw in ROBLOX, and was top favorite at that time. This is a picture of me parachuting towards the zombie-infested ground below [a.k.a. HELL].

YAY!


MY OLD HOUSE

2010-12-30 17:37:21 by ImpostirEvil

VagueDylan801 helped make this house in ROBLOX. cant remeber the other guy's name though.

MY OLD HOUSE


OMG WTF

2010-12-30 17:30:36 by ImpostirEvil

wow i was banned for 7 days on ROBLOX, those bastards. ill miss new years! THIS PIC IS MY BACKUP ACCOUNT, RubenTheGreat.

OMG WTF


Omg 25 killstreak!

2010-12-20 22:36:41 by ImpostirEvil

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING! HOLY SH1T!

Omg 25 killstreak!



why haven't we named our solar system? or did i forget again?
why the f**k not name it SNICKERS?
get it? as in the MILKY WAY galaxy. lol!

why haven't we named our solar system? or did i forget again?


C-130u Super Hercules

2010-12-20 01:22:10 by ImpostirEvil

Here's another picture :D oh and they had the original b-2 stealth bomber. I saw it in a book I had before. I've always wanted to see that small, yellow, triangle ( with 2 propellers, not jets) . they also had a P-38J Lightning. Damn, it was awesome!!!!! no pics for those. but i have alot more like a cobra attack heli, an fa-18 superhornet, and more!

C-130u Super Hercules